Creeeeeeepy...

(Thanks for posting the photo, Steve...)

Possible captions:

1) McCain pledges to conservatives that he will suckle at the teat of incompetence.

2) "Hold me daddy... don't make me pick that nutball Huckabee as my running mate..."

3) "Mmmmmmm... Prince Bandar will have to get closer in your next photo-op to top this!"