Happy Halloween, Ladies! Lahlahlahlah lahlahlahlah lahlahlahlah

Chances are only my good buddy Kert and maybe two or three other Highlander fans get the reference in the title... but geeks is as geeks does.

My friend Mary Lasswell sent me a nice little halloween parable for you to consider:

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that
> the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.
>
> She asks him why he is staring.
>
> He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to
> offend you"
>
> She answers, " My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am
> and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and
> hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say
> or ask that I would find offensive."
>
> "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
>
> She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you
> have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."
>
> The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and
> Catholic!
>
> "OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
>
> The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker
> blush.
>
> But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
>
> "My dear child," said the nun, why are! you crying?"
>
> "Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married
> and I'm Jewish."
>
> The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a
> Halloween party."

Had a nice weekend visit from my Brother, his girlfriend Laurie and her two girls Tia and Caitlin. It was nice to have them visit... it's a strange thing to see him grow up from the little twit I used to beat up to a bigger twit with a family.

Not too many trick-or-treaters tonight. Then again, I haven't been home for most of the evening - Trish called and asked me to deliver the six bags of bark dust we had in our shed to Theatre! Theatre! on Belmont, where she's rehearsing Fifth of July for Profile Theatre (she's directing AND acting in it... be sure to make your reservations!). I did hand out some candy early on, though, wearing a monster mask... the kids didn't exactly know what to make of me.

Anyhoo... hope you're all having a fine All-Hallows-Eve.

-Harold