For The Record...

... I wasn't in San Bernardino in 2005, or anywhere near there.

My absence, however, doesn't seem to be helping this Harold Phillips in his murder trial... I get an update on this trial once per day from the Google News Alert I set up on my name.

I'm starting to miss the Harold Phillips who runs the Douglas County Fairgrounds. Hey Harold, isn't it time to announce a new act for this year's fair to take a little heat off of us?

And I have no idea what's been going on with this guy... my favorite Harold Phillips of them all!

Ah well... I suppose my doppelgangers have to live their own lives...